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All right it’s about time to kick this fucking site off already … Anyone familiar with my previous work will now that before I started hosting the hottest podcast on the internet Rebellion Radio, I was writing what most internet humor experts agree was the funniest site of the new millennium 4paddedwalls.com (I won’t include a link because while I was fucking your great aunt Ginny into an early grave for a cut of her estate I forgot to renew the domain and some asshole has been squatting on it for a couple of years) … Ever since I stopped writing 4paddedwalls I get approached daily by strangers who always ask “Seven I love Rebellion Radio but it’s only on once a week we need to witness your brilliance on a daily basis when are you bringing 4paddedwalls back?” … Hmmm I don’t know how these people recognize me but I love my fans so I always sign autographs, take pictures, and reassure them that like Mitch Yoast I will get back in the game … Well here it is fuckers … I will be running this site in the same style as 4paddedwalls so everyday you will be lucky enough to gaze upon a silly ass picture (see above) … a little rambling text (that’s right here) … and the 5 most twisted (twistedest?!?!) links I could find (look down) … Oh and in case you are a real fan and are wondering what will become of Fuck Ashcroft Friday, I will still be bringing the porn but I think for now I will drop it every Hump Day … You are all welcome …

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