This is the first hump day post … 4PaddedWalls fans will remember Fuck Ashcroft Friday … This is just like that except that now you don’t have to be reminded that an old white man hates you while you masturbate .. Enjoy …
In honor of our new banana feature
The women of Californication
The infamous Jet’s Gate D video
A nice X-Mas gift for your nerd friends
Slightly disturbing .. Would you hit it?
Hope you guys are enjoying the new features … I figured famous dead people and chicks eating bananas would be right up your degenerate alleys …. Enjoy the new shit and these links …
The 10 Creepiest Craigslist Casual Encounter Ads
Kermit the Frog watches 2girls1cup
Ron Paul supporters are gettng a fucking blimp!
Strangest. Blowjob. Ever.
Hardcore chunk of the Amy Fisher tape.
The turkey is all gone and now that I have a real job I get to lay around and do nothing until Monday … Good times … I have a couple of new features coming next week which will give me something interesting to post everyday until then enjoy these links …
Never trust your friends
Travis Barker remixes Crank Dat
Rap lyrics represented by charts and graphs
Top 20 side boob shots of all time
Christina Aguilera forgets her panties
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
May 29 1917 – November 22 1963
Inaugural Address
Rice University – Moon Speech
Ich Bin Ein Berliner
Marylin Monroe sings happy birthday
The Zapruder Film
Tomorrow feast on turkey titties … Today click links …
Learn the greatest dance moves ever
Tracy Morgan is the shit
Zombie Sex Guide
Chuck Norris Hearts Huckabee
Just in time for Christ’s B-day
Getting back into the swing of updating a site daily is a bit of a pain in the tip of my dick … I am working on it but it will probably take a few weeks for me to get back in to the flow … Until then I promise at least 3 updates a week and If I miss a couple days in a row I will supersize the updates with links like this …
Las Vegas Casino – Frontier – Implosion
Randy Taylor is really peeved at Jimmy Dean
A little advice for the ladies
A Producer’s perspective on the writer’s strike
Don’t know how to do the Soulja Boy dance yet – Check this out
Bas Rutten gives some street fighting advice
Things like this make me so proud to be from Jersey
The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters
Learn how to make a coke bomb
Serj from SOAD gives some interesting answers
And now some naked people …
The 50 Greatest Sex Scenes Ever (WITH VIDEO)
Tila Tequila Playboy pics
Redefining hitting the bottle
Amy Fisher sex tape trailer
Random naked girl on the beach
Oh yeah … I remember this … Getting out of bed after a nice romp to throw a post up … Ahhh the glory days … Enjoy the links …
This is pretty fucking sweet – Exploded Ipod – Still Works
“I just wanna hug the cum right out of your dick”
Onion: Use Of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career
Why can’t we get gameshows like this here?
Get the lyrics to anything you’re listening to – I love this thing
I was going to let the last post count as Mondays but I put together a few quick links for today … So check out a few 2girls1cup reactions … If you know any good ones stick em in the comments …
All right it’s about time to kick this fucking site off already … Anyone familiar with my previous work will now that before I started hosting the hottest podcast on the internet Rebellion Radio, I was writing what most internet humor experts agree was the funniest site of the new millennium 4paddedwalls.com (I won’t include a link because while I was fucking your great aunt Ginny into an early grave for a cut of her estate I forgot to renew the domain and some asshole has been squatting on it for a couple of years) … Ever since I stopped writing 4paddedwalls I get approached daily by strangers who always ask “Seven I love Rebellion Radio but it’s only on once a week we need to witness your brilliance on a daily basis when are you bringing 4paddedwalls back?” … Hmmm I don’t know how these people recognize me but I love my fans so I always sign autographs, take pictures, and reassure them that like Mitch Yoast I will get back in the game … Well here it is fuckers … I will be running this site in the same style as 4paddedwalls so everyday you will be lucky enough to gaze upon a silly ass picture (see above) … a little rambling text (that’s right here) … and the 5 most twisted (twistedest?!?!) links I could find (look down) … Oh and in case you are a real fan and are wondering what will become of Fuck Ashcroft Friday, I will still be bringing the porn but I think for now I will drop it every Hump Day … You are all welcome …
How else can I start – 2 Girls 1 Cup
Top 5 Maury Povich moments
Environmentalist + Classy Bastard = Stretched Prius
The 5 Hottest Real Life Lesbians
A fun way to save $300
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